Ho Ho Ho!!!

I've been a good girl all year so I am hoping Santa brings me a big surprise!!! Hopefully some normal clothes so I don't have to dress up like a little Elf or cute animal anymore....with all the stuff I've gone through this year...how about some Prada or Chanel?

Don't worry Daddy I stay away from the animal prints and clear heels when I get older so I don't look like a ho ho ho!

Thanksgiving is over...

Thanksgiving is over...Mommy and Daddy are back to work on Monday. No more turkey!

The Princess

I may look like a Princess all innocent...

but really I'm just a wild child in the making.

Fight, Fight, Fight !!!

While I was in the hosptial, Mama Yi's friend Uncle Dragon Five was in the hospital as well. Uncle Dragon Five is going through his own battle right now and I just wanted to let him know to Fight Fight Fight!!!

Thank you for the red envelope...Daddy is putting it into my education fund.

I am thinking of you...let's fight fight fight together!

p.s. I love Mama Yi too.

There's no place like home...

I was discharged from the hospital on November 18 and glad to be home. I am recovering nicely and my incision is healing...I will have a nice matching scar like Mommy's. My bowl's are working nicely...I've been back on full feeding and let's just say I am very regular....I bottle feed and I poop...sometimes not in that order. But the problem right now is that my stomach and instesinal enzymes are on overdrive so my output is very acidic and I have a severe case of diaper rash....as Johnny Cash said,

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire

Let's just say that no one is really having a good time right now...my butt burns...Mommy and Daddy are changing me almost hourly. Luckily Godmother Cindy was here helping all last week while I was in the hospital and yesterday she left but Mommy Yi flew up from LA to help out.




BTW...if there are any eligible men in the Bay Area, Mommy Yi is single and ready to mingle. I can attest that she has really nice boobies too...I've fallen asleep on them and they are nice pillows.

Hitting the Bottle Again

Six poops today and counting...I am hitting the bottle again and feeding on formula!

jiāyoú (加油)

Mommy's friends keep sending me messages to jiāyoú (加油) which literally means "add gas" which seems funny because I am trying to pass gas. But Daddy used his "chinglish" translation skills and explained it means "Go!" ....a cheer of encouragement as in "Go Audrey Go!"

Well your words of "jiāyoú (加油)" was what I needed to cheer me on and today I made Daddy proud...raising my arms declaring victory and letting a few farts rip...sorry nurse if they were a bit wet.