Wolverine or The Cheerleader?

What a difference a week makes! Last Sunday I was all swollen and felt like a Zeppelin in a condom just about to burst. I was rushed in to surgery and had 10 cm of my ileum (small intestine) removed. Mommy and Daddy were really scared but what they didn't know is that I am a mix between Wolverine (from X-Men) and The Cheerleader, Claire Bennett (from Heroes). Both have regenerative healing powers but I am a bad ass fighter like Wolverine and pretty and sassy like Claire.